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Friday, November 20, 2009
The Management (Don O'Keefe herein referred to simply as "The Management") would like to apologize for the unscheduled preemption of O'Keefe's Briefs (tm) during the later half of October and into November. The Management would like to assure our readers that it is our purpose to continue to provide the same quality of entertainment hitherto found here at O'Keefe's Briefs (tm). The Management is happy that the New York Yankees are the World Series Champions, and congratulates the team on their dominant victory. The Management at this point would also like to note we are not in the least bit apologetic to fans of other lesser Northeastern ball clubs who shall remain nameless in order to preserve a family-friendly, "also-ran"-free experience. We assure you that it takes a lot more than a large payroll to bring in the big one. The Management digresses. Again, we are sorry for the delay in the presentation of new material and will rectify the situation as soon as possible provided no further holidays (e.g. Thanksgiving) get in the way. Uh-oh.