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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Your 2010 Kwahanzaakahmas Calendar

There's just over three weeks until the beginning of Kwahanzaakahmas, so to help you plan your festivities, here's this year's calendar.

Monday, December 20 - Twenny

Tuesday, December 21 - Yule

Wednesday, December 22 - The Feast of the Immaculate Concession

Thursday, December 23 - Festivus

Friday, December 24 - Christmas Eve

Saturday, December 25 - Christmas

Sunday, December 26 - Boxing Day

Monday, December 27 - Feast of San Dimas

Tuesday, December 28 - Langeaufwiedersehenssagennacht

Wednesday, December 29 - Ante Penultima Nocta

Thursday, December 30 - Hogmanay Eve

Friday, December 31 - New Year's Eve

I moved Langeaufwiedersehenssagennacht later in the calendar this year, since 10 days seemed a bit too long to say goodbye. No one likes to drag those things out; better to end it quickly like taking off a bandage. Well, relatively quickly. After all I believe it was Boyz II Men who taught us the valuable lesson that It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday.

Your match-up for the Feast of San Dimas 2010 is: Saints v. Falcons. Go Saints! (It's mandatory.)

For a longer explanation of how you can celebrate these days go here.1

And just to put it all in one place, go here for the full run-down of what Kwahanzaakahmas is all about.

Have a bitchin' Kwahanzaakahmas and be excellent to one another!

1 - Though, really, as long as you're spending time feasting with friends and family in an atmosphere of bonhomie as they say, it's all good.


  1. I was hoping the Feast of San Dimas would require you to watch Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure but football is okay too I guess.

  2. That would be a most bodacious way to celebrate! Why not do both?