This Is Your 2011 Kwahanzaakahmas Calendar!
Tuesday, December 20: Twenny
Wednesday, December 21: Yule
Thursday, December 22: Feast of the Immaculate Concession
Friday, December 23: Festivus
Saturday, December 24: Christmas Eve
Sunday, December 25: Christmas Day
Monday, December 26: The Feast of San Dimas
Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS!1
Tuesday, December 27: Boxing Day Observed (preempted for the game)
Wednesday, December 28: Langeaufwiedersehenssagennacht
Thursday, December 29: Ante Penultima Nocta
Friday, December 30: Hogmanay Eve
Saturday, December 31: New Year's Eve
Due to a scheduling conflict, Boxing Day has been preempted. This shouldn’t cause too much trouble since you can return or donate unwanted presents on the 27th just as well as on the 26th. Beggars can’t be choosers. Besides, it is the thought that counts, after all. Even if that thought happens to be: “WTF! Who the hell wants this shit?”
I had considered creating a sort of ‘leap’ day to bridge the gap, but then I thought: After all that feasting and all of those presents who wants to do any physical exertion? Besides, leaping? Really?
So there you have it.
“Hey, Don, wait!” you might be thinking, “I’m new to this Kwahanzaakahmas deal; where can I find out more about the meaning of the season and how to celebrate each day?”
Worry not! You will find the answers you seek HERE and then HERE.
Have a bitchin’ Kwahanzaakahmas. Be excellent to each other.
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1 - San Dimas High School Football Rules!