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Saturday, December 10, 2011
And now for your weekend forecast. Saturday morning is going to start out sober with a slight chance of hangover. Beer seems likely around lunchtime and moving into the early afternoon. The evening will bring a 65% chance of cocktails followed by a nearly 100% chance of wine at dinnertime. Sunday looks pretty much the same with an increased likelihood of cocktails around brunch. Yes, it's going to be another wet weekend, so plan accordingly.