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Friday, December 19, 2014

2014 Kwahanzaakahmas Calendar

It's that special time of year again when I remember that I used to write a blog.

Have a bitchin' Kwahanzaakahmas!

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Saturday, December 20: Twenny

Sunday, December 21:  Yule 

Monday, December 22: Feast of the San Dimas
(Broncos @ Bengals 8:30pm ET)

Tuesday, December 23: Festivus

Wednesday, December 24: Christmas Eve

Thursday, December 25: Christmas Day

Friday, December 26: Boxing Day

Saturday, December 27:  Feast of the Immaculate Concession

Sunday, December 28: Langeaufwiedersehenssagennacht

Monday, December 29: Ante Penultima Nocta

Tuesday, December 30: Hogmanay Eve

Wednesday, December 31: New Year's Eve

Remember to have a safe and healthy Kwahanzaakahmas. Stock up on antacids, and don't forget to tip your waitperson.

Be excellent to one another.