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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Promises, Promises

Well, shit. I certainly have been lazy. This is the part where I skip the excuses. Make something interesting up.  I was kidnapped by poorly coiffed orangutans. Pirates ate my eyes1. You know, whatever floats your boat.

At any rate, I am back. Much to your extreme excitement, I'm sure. In fact, why don't you take a moment to towel off.

I'll wait.

Better?

Great. Now, you will notice the fancy new design. I decided to change templates. WooOOOoo. I know! Also I made a nifty little title banner. Not that Sean's wasn't lovely, but that's pretty much how re-branding works.  

My goal here is to write a new post daily. Mostly daily. Look at that: I'm already back-peddling. Also, thank you for coming back of your own volition. I probably didn't tell you. The thing is, writing is a discipline, and I am one undisciplined motherfucker. This is not a New Year's resolution type thing. This time, it's personal.

So, shorter posts, more often is the goal. And just in time for Kwahanzaakahmas!


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1 - "But wait, Don!" You might be yelling at the top of your lungs, drawing looks from corners of eyes, "how can you be writing this here, now, if pirates ate your eyes?" I can only offer you this scant comfort: I got better?

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