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Saturday, November 28, 2015

tl;dr

Reading can be a lot of work, and with all the news happening all the time it can be difficult for one to keep up on current affairs. Luckily you have me. Here are a few helpful definitions of words often found in today's headlines1.

Immigrant - Infer this to mean two things. Firstly the person in question is in the country illegally. Secondly, that person has brown skin. A.K.A. Mexican.
Gunman/Shooter - White guy (with a gun which he has just used, obviously. It's safe to assume male) Probably is acting alone, has mental health issues
Thug - Black guy (may or may not have a gun, things happen so quickly and it was dark out)
Terrorist - Brown guy, Muslim
Obama***  - Any word containing the President's name means socialism. You know, probably. No one has actually looked up the definition of socialism lately.
Entitlement - Free shit for poors that don't deserve it. You pay for it directly out of your paycheck.

I can't think of any more right now, but feel free to drop a confusing word in the comments and I'll let you know what it means.

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1 - I just made a typo "headlies" (emphasis added). I almost just left it.

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