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Saturday, December 19, 2015

The 2015 Kwahanzaakahmas Calendar

By some quirk of our calendar and mathematics, this year's Kwahanzaakahmas is pretty much identical to 2009's.
Sunday, December 20Twenny
Monday, December 21Yule
Tuesday, December 22Langeaufwiedersehenssagennacht
Wednesday, December 23Festivus
Thursday, December 24Christmas Eve
Friday, December 25Christmas Day
Saturday, December 26Boxing Day
Sunday, December 27Concession Sunday
Monday, December 28The Feast of San Dimas - (Bengals at Broncos 8:30EST)
Tuesday, December 29Ante Penultima Nocta
Wednesday, December 30Hogmanay Eve
Thursday, December 31New Year's Eve

Which team am I rooting for on the Feast of San Dimas? As I will be in Ohio at the time, I'm going with the Bengals. When in Rome... Also they have cooler helmets.

Remember: Be excellent to one another.